Frog and Young Man

A young fellow was crossing a street, when all of a sudden a frog shouted to him and stated, “If you kiss me, I’ll transform into a pretty princess.”

He twisted around, got the frog and place it in his pocket. The frog talked up again and stated, “If you kiss me, and transform me over into a lovely Princess, I will remain with you for many weeks.”

The kid removed the frog from his pocket, grinned at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog at that point shouted out, “If you kiss me and transform me over into a Princess, I’ll remain with you and do *anything* you want.” Again the kid took the frog out, grinned at it and set it back into his pocket. At last, the frog asked, “What’s going on here? I’ve revealed to you I’m a wonderful Princess, that I’ll remain with you for a week and do *anything* you need. Is there any valid reason why you won’t kiss me?”

The young fellow replied, “Look, I’m a software developer. I don’t have time for girlfriends, but having a talking frog on my desk is extremely cool.”

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