Funny Doctor Jokes

Which Tooth Is It?

A lady and her husband needed to make an unexpected visit to the dentist while on vacation. The lady told the dentist she didn’t want novacaine, that she wanted to be in and out of the dental office as soon as possible. The dentist told her she was certainly brave and asked her which tooth is it?  She turned to her husband and said, “Show him your tooth, dear.”
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Smart Architect and The Doctor

Doctor Jokes. An Architect was jobless for quite a while. He couldn’t discover work so he opened a medical facility and puts a sign outside: “Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000.” One Doctor thinks this is a decent chance to procure $1,000 and goes to his center. Specialist, “I have lost taste in my mouth.” Architect, “Attendant, if it’s not too much trouble bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.” Specialist, “This is Gasoline!” Architect, “Congrats! You have your taste back. That will be $500.” The Doctor gets irritated and returns following two or after three days to recoup his cash. Specialist, “I have lost my memory, I can’t recall that anything.” Architect, “Attendant, it would be ideal if you bring medication from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.” Specialist, “Yet that is Gasoline!” Architect, “Congrats! You have your memory back. That will be $500.” The Doctor leaves irately and returns following a few more days. Specialist, “My vision has turned out to be powerless.” Architect, “Well, I don’t have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000.” Specialist, “However this is $500… ” Architect, “Congrats! You recovered your vision! That will be $500.”
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Russian and the doctor

funny doctors jokes.  A Russian visiting Pakistan went for an eye checkup. The doctor showed him the letters on board. ” CZWXNYAKNZY” Doctor, “Can you read this?” Russian, “Read?… I even know the guy…He is my cousin.”  
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