Funny Family Jokes

Going to be Son in Law

A father was asking a prospective son-in-law if he could provide for a family.  The young man replied, “No, I was just planning on providing for your daughter.  The rest of you have to fend for yourselves!”

Beautiful Night And Horror Night

teddy bear jokes Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night. The Beautiful night is When you hug your teddy bear and sleep.
The Horror night is When your teddy bear hugs you back.

Indian Arranged Marriages

marriage jokes in English. American man asks an Indian man, “How can you get married to a lady before knowing her?” Indian replied, “How can you get married to a lady “after” knowing her??”

Wives having babies…

( jokes on family ) In a hospital, four wives were having babies. While their husbands were waiting in the room the nurse approaches the first guy and says, ” Congratulations! You are the father of twins.” “That’s odd.” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” The nurse then yells at the second man, ” congratulations! you are the father of triplets!” “That’s weird,” “answers the second man. ” I work for the 3M company!”. The nurse goes up to the third man saying, “congratulations” You are the father of quadruplets”. “that’s strange”, he answers. ” I work for the four seasons hotel!” The last man started banging his head against the wall. “what’s the matter?” the other men ask him and the last man replied to them ” I work for 7 Up!”