Political Jokes

“I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.” [Charles de Gaulle]
This is a category for Political jokes.

UN Survey And The World…

UN conducted a global survey about food shortage. The question in the survey was: “Please give us your “honest opinion for food shortage solution in the rest of the world?” The survey turned out to be a failure because of the below reasons;
In Africa, they did not know what is “food”.
In Eastern Europe, they did not know what is “honest”.
In Western Europe, They did not know what is “shortage”.
In China, they did not know what is “opinion”.
In the Middle East, they did not know what is “solution”.
In South America, they did not know what is “please”.
And in the USA, they did not know what is “the rest of the world”.
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Tit for Tat …

( funny political jokes ) A British politician asked a boat guy in Zanzibar, “Do you know Psychology, Geology or chiminology? The boat guy said, “No. I do not know any of these.” The politician then said, ” What the hell do you know on the face of this Earth? You will die of illiteracy!” The boat guy said nothing…After a while, the boat developed a fault and started sinking. The boat guy then asked the tourist, “Do you know Swimology?” The politician said, “No!” The boat guy replied, “Well today Drownology and Crocodiology will eat your Assology. I will not Helpology and you will die because of your Badmouthology.”
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