Two Parachutes And Three Person
A lawyer, a priest, and a young schoolboy were flying in a plane that was about to crash. They had only 2 parachutes.
The lawyer assuming that since he was the smartest one on the plane and he deserved to live, so he took a chute and jumped out of the plane.
The priest looked assuming that he had already lived a wonderful and full life, asked the young boy to take the only parachute.
The boy calmly replied, “We have chutes for both of us because that clever lawyer on this plane has just jumped out with my school bag!”