Desi Puns

me: hey you want to hear some desi puns in Urdu/Punjabi?

friend: no but ok

me: if you’re on a bus and you’ve had enough do you say “bas”?

friend: …

me: if you’re in a car and you’ve had enough, do you say “bas kar”?

friend:  …??!?!?!?

me: if you’re on a boat and you’ve had enough, do you say “boht ho gaya”?

friend: get out

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