Funny English Jokes

IT Joke

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Lying in bed the 72-year-old man was seriously ill. Knowing that death would come soon the man called his lawyer.

Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?

A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. “Seamus, I am going hunting

A woman runs into a doctor’s office and says “DOCTOR! DOCTOR! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from

Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh, look at the deer tracks. ”

A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. “Okay,”

A blonde girl storms up to the front desk of the library and said, “I have a complaint!” “Yes, ma’am?”