English Jokes
why dying person wants to be lawyer
Lying in bed the 72-year-old man was seriously ill. Knowing that death would come soon the man called his lawyer.
Funny Soup
Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?
Doctor’s Assistant
A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. “Seamus, I am going hunting
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A woman runs into a doctor’s office and says “DOCTOR! DOCTOR! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on
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The Contractor
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from
What a Track!
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh, look at the deer tracks. ”