Two Parachutes And Three Person

A lawyer, a priest, and a young schoolboy were flying in a plane that was about to crash. They had only 2 parachutes.
The lawyer assuming that since he was the smartest one on the plane and he deserved to live, so he took a chute and jumped out of the plane.
The priest looked assuming that he had already lived a wonderful and full life, asked the young boy to take the only parachute.
The boy calmly replied, “We have chutes for both of us because that clever lawyer on this plane has just jumped out with my school bag!”
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Psychologist Doctor and Young Mothers

A psychologist doctor was in a treatment session with three young moms and their little youngsters.
“All of you have some real obsessions,” he watched.
To the first mom, he stated, “You are really obsessed with eating. You have even named your little girl Candy.”
He swung to the second mother. “You are really obsessed with wealth. You have named your child as Penny.”
Now, the third mother got up, took her son by the hand and whispered in his ears, “I think we should go, Dick.”

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God is watching…

Hilarious Jokes for Kids – 
The children were lined up for lunch in the cafeteria of a school. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The teacher made a note and posted on the apple tray ” Take One Only – God is Watching ”
Moving further along the lunch line, at other ends of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note “Take All You Want. God is Watching Apples”…

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