Modern Beggars

Three homeless beggars were begging in a metro city.

The first beggar wrote “beg” on his broken steel container. Following one day he had gotten ten bucks.

The second one wrote “” on his container. Following one day he had gotten many thousands of dollars. Somebody even needed to take him to NASDAQ.

The third beggar wrote “eBeg” on his container. Both IBM and HP sent VPs to converse with him about a key partnership and offered him free equipment and expert counseling. Larry Ellison guaranteed on CNBC that eBeg utilizes 95% Oracle innovation. i2 declared begTradeMatrix, a b2b industry entryway to offer store network joining in the bum. Cisco recently reported that for all intents and purposes all eBeg movement keeps running over their gears.

Frog and Young Man

A young fellow was crossing a street, when all of a sudden a frog shouted to him and stated, “If you kiss me, I’ll transform into a pretty princess.”

He twisted around, got the frog and place it in his pocket. The frog talked up again and stated, “If you kiss me, and transform me over into a lovely Princess, I will remain with you for many weeks.”

The kid removed the frog from his pocket, grinned at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog at that point shouted out, “If you kiss me and transform me over into a Princess, I’ll remain with you and do *anything* you want.” Again the kid took the frog out, grinned at it and set it back into his pocket. At last, the frog asked, “What’s going on here? I’ve revealed to you I’m a wonderful Princess, that I’ll remain with you for a week and do *anything* you need. Is there any valid reason why you won’t kiss me?”

The young fellow replied, “Look, I’m a software developer. I don’t have time for girlfriends, but having a talking frog on my desk is extremely cool.”

IT vs Management

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions:

Man in the ballon, “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?”

Man on the ground, ” Yes, You are in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above the ground”

Man in the balloon, ” You must be an IT professional”

Man on the ground, “Yes, you are right? How do you know?”

Man in the balloon, “Well, everything you have told is absolutely technically correct, but it is of no use to me”

Man on the ground, ” You must be working in management”

Man in the balloon, “Yes, you are right? How do you know?”

Man on the ground, ” Well, you don’t know where you are and also you don’t know where you are going. And also you are expecting me to help you out. You are in the same position before when we met, but now it’s my fault”

Computer Nerds

A computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a software developer were driving down a mountain when the car brakes failed. They started shouting down the mountain and finally, their car came to halt few inches from a drop down. Everyone got out of the car.
The computer engineer looked at the situation and said, “I think I can fix the car.”
The systems analyst replied, “No, I suggest we should take it to the city and have a mechanic look at it.”
The developer said, “What I think is that we should take it back up the hill and let’s see if it does it again.”

Types of Computer Girls

Funny computer jokes.  

Computer Girls

Hard Disk Girls:
Remember everything forever

Ram Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off

Screensaver Girls:
Just for looking

Internet Girls:
Easy to access and explore

Server Girls:
Always busy when needed

These types of girls are normally called the wife, once entered in your system do not leave until everything is corrupted…