Clever Wife of A Scholar

A scholar calls his wife from his office and says, “nectar, something has recently come up, I understand it’s not my field season, but rather I need to visit my field site for seven days. Please pack my garments, my equipment box, and my blue silk nightwear? I will be home in 1 hour to lift them up.”

Seven days after the field visit he returned. “did you have a decent trip, dear? ” his wife inquired.

“yes, it was a typical field work, you know, work, work and work, but you forgot to pack my blue silk nightwear.” husband explained.

“No, I didn’t” she replied. “I placed them in your equipment box!”

Husband, Inspector & Lost Wife

Husband, “ I lost my wife, she went shopping and has not come back yet”
Inspector, “ What is her height?”
Husband, “ I never checked”
Inspector, “ Slim or healthy?”
Husband, “ not slim, can be healthy”
Inspector, “ the color of the eyes?”
Husband, “ never noticed”
Inspector, “ the color of the hair?”
Husband, “ changes according to the season”
Inspector, “ what was she wearing?”
Husband, “ not sure whether it was a dress or suit”
Inspector, “ was she driving?”
Husband, “ yes”
Inspector, “ Color of the car?”
Husband, “ black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0-liter V6 engine generating “333 horsepower teamed with an eight-speed Tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light-emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door……..and then the husband started crying…
Inspector, “ Don’t worry sir,….we will find your car.”