why dying person wants to be lawyer

Lying in bed the 72-year-old man was seriously ill. Knowing that death would come soon the man called his lawyer.

“I was thinking how you told me I could get a law degree if I had enough money to buy one. How much does it cost again?”

“It’s $65,000,” replied the lawyer. “But you are dying! Why would you want to have a law degree now?”

“That is none of your concern”, replied the dying man. “I want you to get me that law certification!”

Within the week, the sick man had received his law degree. Of course, his lawyer quickly came to his side, to make sure the bill would be paid in full.

Within moments the old man began having trouble breathing and was gasping for air. It was clear he would not live much longer.

The lawyer was going nuts not knowing why this man would want a law degree and pay so much for it when he knew the end was near.

“please, please can’t you tell me why you wanted this law degree so desperately before you died?”

Barely able to speak and on his last dying breath, the old man said,

“One less lawyer…”

Gift to a Judge

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A young lawyer, defending a businessman in a lawsuit, feared he was losing the case and asked his senior partner if he should send a box of cigars to the judge to curry favor.

The senior partner was horrified. “The  judge is an honorable man,” he said, “If you do that, I guarantee you’ll lose the case!”

Eventually, the judge ruled in the young lawyer’s favor. “Aren’t you glad you didn’t send those cigars?” the senior partner asked.

“Oh, I did send them,” the younger lawyer replied. “I just enclosed my opponent’s business card with them.”

A Strange Lawyer

A lawyer’s name was strange. When he died his friend asked the tombstone maker to write, “Here lies Strange, an honest person, and a lawyer. ” the tombstone maker warned that this statement can be very confusing, as anyone who passes by grave would think that three men were buried in a single grave. However, he suggested another statement, “Here lies a person who was not only honest but also a good lawyer. This way, whenever walked by his grave and read it, they will definitely say, “that’s strange!”

Biology of lawyers

In a laboratory of biology, one scientist told the other, “Do you know we have replaced our subject from mice to a lawyer”
The other asked, “Why did you change?”
“well, there are many reasons but three are important. First there are plenty of lawyers, second, the lab boy does not get attached to them and lastly, there is the thing that mice would not do.”

Son of a Lawyer !

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The lawyer’s son inspired by his father wanted to become a lawyer too. So he went to graduate school and graduated in law with distinction. And then he went home to join his dad’s firm.

At end of his first work day at the office, he entered his father’s office and excitedly said, “Dad, dad! On my first day at work, I have broken Mathew’s case that you’ve been working on for so many years.!”

His dad shouted, “You Idiot! For ten years We’ve been living on the financing of that case.!”

Lawyer and Honest Man

best lawyer jokes ). A lady and her daughter were visiting the grave of the young lady’s grandma. On their way through the burial ground back to the car, the young lady asked, “Mummy, do they ever bury two people in one grave?”

“Obviously not, dear,” answered the mother, “For what reason would you believe that?”

“Back there on the tombstone it was written…’Rest in peace..a great lawyer and an honest man”