Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?
office Jokes
Life After Death
A boss asked his employee if he believed in life after death.
The employee said, “Yes, I do”.
The boss said “I thought
Working on Sunday ???
( office jokes )
Boss, “Can you come to office on Sunday there is some work to finish.”
Employee, “Sure. However, I will be late at work as public transport on Sunday is really bad.”
Boss, “Sure…that should be fine. By when would you reach?”
Employee, “Monday”
Dumb Boss and His Employee!
( funny office jokes )
A young employee was leaving his office late when he saw the CEO standing near “shredder” while holding a piece of a paper in his hand.
“Listen,” Said the CEO, “This is very important paper and my assistant is on leave. Can you make this thing work?
“Certainly”, said the employee. He turned on the “shredder”, inserted the paper and pressed “start” button.
“Excellent, excellent”, CEO said as his paper disappeared inside the shredder, ” I just need only one copy.”!!!