میاں بیوی کی ڈیٹ

کل رات بیوی نے کہا’ مجھے اسی طرح ٹریٹ کرو جیسے شادی سے پہلے کرتے تھے

میں نے گاڑی نکالی، اسے ریسٹورنٹ میں لے گیا، ڈنر کرایا، خوب گپ شپ کی،
راستے میں آئس کریم بھی کھلائی اور اس کے پاپا کے گھر کے باہر چھوڑ کر بھاگ آیا

!!!🤣😂🤣😂

Husband, Inspector & Lost Wife

Husband, “ I lost my wife, she went shopping and has not come back yet”
Inspector, “ What is her height?”
Husband, “ I never checked”
Inspector, “ Slim or healthy?”
Husband, “ not slim, can be healthy”
Inspector, “ the color of the eyes?”
Husband, “ never noticed”
Inspector, “ the color of the hair?”
Husband, “ changes according to the season”
Inspector, “ what was she wearing?”
Husband, “ not sure whether it was a dress or suit”
Inspector, “ was she driving?”
Husband, “ yes”
Inspector, “ Color of the car?”
Husband, “ black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0-liter V6 engine generating “333 horsepower teamed with an eight-speed Tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light-emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door……..and then the husband started crying…
Inspector, “ Don’t worry sir,….we will find your car.”