Police: Where is Your House?

police jokes.

Police, “Where do you live?”
Me, “With my parents.”
Police, “Where do your parents live?”
Me, “With me.”
Police, “Where do you all live?”
Me, “Together”
Police, “Where is your house?”
Me, “Next to my neighbor’s house.”
Police, “Where is your neighbor’s house?”
Me, “You won’t believe me if I tell you.”
Police, “Tell me!”
Me, “Next to my house.”

 

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