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funny doctors jokes

ڈاکٹر اور شوہر
ڈاکٹر جب ایک عورت کا معائینہ کرنے لگا تو
عورت نے کہا  ‘  ڈاکٹر صاحب نرس کو بھی یہاں بلا لیجیے
ڈاکٹر  ‘  کیوں کیا اپ کو مجھ پر بھروسہ نہیں
آپ پر تو بھروسہ ہے …عورت نے جواب دیا …لیکن اپنے شوہر پر نہیں . وہ بھر نرس کے پاس بیٹھے ہیں

 

 

Smart Architect and The Doctor

Doctor Jokes.

An Architect was jobless for quite a while. He couldn’t discover work so he opened a medical facility and puts a sign outside: “Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000.”

One Doctor thinks this is a decent chance to procure $1,000 and goes to his center.

Specialist, “I have lost taste in my mouth.”

Architect, “Attendant, if it’s not too much trouble bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”

Specialist, “This is Gasoline!”

Architect, “Congrats! You have your taste back. That will be $500.”

The Doctor gets irritated and returns following two or after three days to recoup his cash.

Specialist, “I have lost my memory, I can’t recall that anything.”

Architect, “Attendant, it would be ideal if you bring medication from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”

Specialist, “Yet that is Gasoline!”

Architect, “Congrats! You have your memory back. That will be $500.”

The Doctor leaves irately and returns following a few more days.

Specialist, “My vision has turned out to be powerless.”

Architect, “Well, I don’t have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000.”

Specialist, “However this is $500… ”

Architect, “Congrats! You recovered your vision! That will be $500.”