سرکاری کام میں رکاوٹ

وکیل ملزم سے  ‘  تمہیں کس الزام میں گرفتار کیا گیا تھا
ملزم ‘  سرکاری کام میں رکاوٹ ڈالنے کے الزام میں
وکیل ‘  تم نے کیا کیا تھا
ملزم ‘  پولیس والا 500 روپے مانگ رہا تھا اور میں اسے 200 روپے دینا چاہتا تھا 

 

Son of a Lawyer !

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The lawyer’s son inspired by his father wanted to become a lawyer too. So he went to graduate school and graduated in law with distinction. And then he went home to join his dad’s firm.

At end of his first work day at the office, he entered his father’s office and excitedly said, “Dad, dad! On my first day at work, I have broken Mathew’s case that you’ve been working on for so many years.!”

His dad shouted, “You Idiot! For ten years We’ve been living on the financing of that case.!”

Lawyer and Honest Man

best lawyer jokes ). A lady and her daughter were visiting the grave of the young lady’s grandma. On their way through the burial ground back to the car, the young lady asked, “Mummy, do they ever bury two people in one grave?”

“Obviously not, dear,” answered the mother, “For what reason would you believe that?”

“Back there on the tombstone it was written…’Rest in peace..a great lawyer and an honest man”