ملازم اور افسر

office humour

ملازم اور افسر
ایک ملازم آفس میں بیٹھا رو رہا تھا . اسی وقت اس کا افسر آ گیا اور ملازم سے پوچھا ” رو کیوں رہے ہو ”
ملازم ‘  سر مجھے “بیوی” نے مارا ہے
افسر ‘  بے وقوف رویا نہیں کرتے . تم نے مجھے کبھی روتے ہوے دیکھا ہے 

Dumb Boss and His Employee!

( funny office jokes )

A young employee was leaving his office late when he saw the CEO standing near “shredder” while holding a piece of a paper in his hand.

“Listen,” Said the CEO, “This is very important paper and my assistant is on leave. Can you make this thing work?

“Certainly”, said the employee. He turned on the “shredder”, inserted the paper and pressed “start” button.

“Excellent, excellent”, CEO said as his paper disappeared inside the shredder, ” I just need only one copy.”!!!